Yellow man

Jan 26

I wanted some cake

but I didn’t have any cake

so I made some cake

because I need cake

Deep.

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Dec 11

Infatuation isn’t necessarily a physical thing. In fact, the more infatuated you are with someone, it is probably less likely that sex will be any sort of “issue”.

Not having sex does not show strength in a relationship. Taking things slow does not take strength. It only seems that way because people give sex far more importance than it has.

Some people believe their virginity is a special thing, which is absolutely ridiculous, at least in the case of males. Losing your virginity as a male doesn’t (usually) result in part of your penis breaking.

Then again, just as virginity is not a special thing, neither is it a shameful thing.

I hate most people’s views on sex, mainly because they’re all pretty warped views on the damn thing.

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Nov 15

To shave, or not to shave?

It is Movember, after all.

Who the hell am I even talking to?

11pm the night before a match

Team captain still hasn’t sent out messages giving details.

I’m tired; might just go to bed and fuck the match tomorrow.

ebayhuckster:

carnfx:

lemonyfreshvictory:

sarkyfancypants:

Ahaha! Oh wow! This is brilliant.

~~A grammar lesson from Karkat!~~

all of my feelings in one post

reposting just so i have it on hand

“A” is both a letter and a word. There is nothing wrong with abbreviations, although I’ll agree that using “y”, “u” and “r” is kinda retarded.

A comma does not indicate a pause. Ever.

Also of note is using “to” and “too” interchangeably. I really don’t understand what is so difficult about that one. The same with “then” and “than”.

The general disregard for grammar and spelling on the internet is horrible, and yet these people insist that foreigners learn how to speak English. How about you learn how to type?

God damn.

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